About 2 hours home in a 7-hour drive we pulled over for a stop. I asked my 2-year-old son if he was “all wet” (ie needed a new diaper).

Son: “I’m all wet.”

So I unbuckle him from his car seat, make room on the van floor, remove diaper, etc.

Me: “Your diaper is totally dry!”

Son: “Happy father’s day.”

Me: “Um, thanks.”